My previous two installments in the Ft13iNT series (catchy!) were many months ago, and I’m sure you’ve been sitting on the edge of your seat awaiting this conclusion. Maybe the edge of your seat has even bent from all the excitement. Maybe your butt’s gone numb. Well fear not, reader, for here is the third […]
Read More Friday the 13th is Not Good, Parts IX-XII
Like the camp counselors in their prized creation, the filmmakers wanted out. They wanted to escape the superhuman grip of Jason Voorhees, and they wanted to get on with their lives, maybe to make a movie about aliens since those were all the rage in the 80s. They just couldn’t do it, though. Jason kept pulling them back in, grabbing them right out of that dinky little canoe and dragging them into the foggy waters of Crystal Lake.
Read More Friday the 13th is Not Good, Parts V-VIII
When covid first reared its ugly head and America realized this thing might be for real, plans were made. Being productivity obsessed, most of us dreamt up a million new ways we could spend the time we ordinarily would have been sitting in traffic commuting to work. Thing is, we didn’t just suddenly have a […]
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