The Coffee Shop

Spec TV comedy pilot, 32 pages. Log Line Waide hires an ex to work at his coffee shop, which is being checked out by the health inspector thanks to a rival across the street. Summary Waide has put his ghost hunting days behind him and opened a coffee shop employed by a gang of misfits, […]

Hellcopter Part II: Blades of Satan

Action comedy, 80 pages. Log Line: When Don Samuels is hired to fix a news station’s broken helicopter, he becomes convinced by a demon to go on a murderous rampage across the city. Summary: The titular Hellcopter was destroyed at the end of Hellcopter I, so Hellcopter II picks up with Mary Duke and her […]

West of the Mountains

Spec drama TV pilot, 43 pages. Log Line Kat gets a new job with a cryptid-hunting organization in a town that’s being hunted by werewolves. Summary Carter is a small town in the Appalachians. Kat starts a new job at a mysterious company, and is brought into the fold faster than anyone planned once headless […]

Houseboat On Terror Lake Theme Song

Background: The intro to this video gives the short story, but if you want the long story go check out the script post of Houseboat On Terror Lake. After we’d given up on the Kickstarter and polished the script as best as we could, we didn’t know what else to do with Houseboat. Luckily, a […]

Tennessee

Drama comedy, 103 pages. Log Line When Bret’s girlfriend leaves to teach English in Korea, he quits his job and spends one last weekend with her in Nashville, where they both try to introduce some sense of purpose into their lives. Summary Bret and Clara met working soul-sucking jobs at AutoZone in Memphis. Clara quits, […]

Houseboat On Terror Lake

Horror comedy, 88 pages. Log Line When some college kids take their dean’s houseboat on Terror Lake as a prank, they become the target of a murderous mad man. Summary A group of horny college kids hate their vice associate dean, so they steal his houseboat as a goof and take it out on Lake […]

The Gang Does Butt Shots

Spec episode of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, 29 pages. Log Line When the gang finds some kids pouring liquor into each others’ butts, they’re disgusted but mostly intrigued and decide to learn more. Summary Two teens are butt-chugging in the Paddy’s bathroom. The gang is fascinated, and decides it could be good for […]

Nashville Death Party

Horror comedy, 89 pages. Log Line When Nashville’s reputation as Dinner Party City is threatened by a homicidal maniac, one washed up cop and a group of twenty-somethings fight back. Summary Everyone in Nashville loves dinner parties; it’s just always been that way and it’s what the city’s known for. Randy and Stephanie are planning […]

Employment

Background: In 2012, Kickstarter was all the rage, and this is my only successful Kickstarter project. My other attempted Kickstarter, Houseboat On Terror Lake, didn’t even come close to making its goal and we pulled the plug early. This one, though, had a realistic goal of $2k, most of which was needed in order to […]

Andrew Jackson Barbarian

Background: In 2012, Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter came out. It was probably exactly what you’re thinking that it was, and Badass Digest (now known as Birth. Movies. Death., the blog component of wonderful film dork chain Alamo Drafthouse Cinema) hosted a contest. The contest was to see who could make the best fake movie trailer, […]